why is the entire world not investing in this
this is such a good investment why the fuck
guys this is good idea
omg i could probably get from new orleans to chicago in like, 15 minutes as opposed to 150 minutes
…..HOLY SHIT
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
WE COULD ALL FINALLY MEET EACH OTHER
HOLY SHIT BALLS
O_O
If I were rich I would totally put all of my money into building these.
(Source: videohall)
Via All things anything.
I CAN CONQUER THE WORLD, SHINING, SHIMMERING, DYING
TELL ME PRINCESS, NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART BE RULED
TALE AS OLD AS TIME
TRUE AS TURN OF WHEEL
FREEDOM IS A LIE
BOW TO ME OR DIE
YOU WILL ALWAYS KNEEL~
EVER JUST DISDAIN
EVER WARS TO RISE
EVER HATING THOR
EVER JUST AS SURE
AS MIDGARD WILL DIE
CAN YOU FEEL YOUR BRAIN IGNITE
AS IT THINKS NO MORE
I’LL RULE MIDGARD AND ASGARD CERTAINLY
ONCE I GET RID OF THOR…
WHEN I WISH UPON A TESSERACT
MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHO STANDS AGAINST
FOR ANYTHING MY HEART DESIRES
WILL BE MINE
LOOK AT ME
I WILL NEVER PASS FOR AN ASGARDIAN
OR A PERFECT HEIR
CAN IT BE, THAT I’M NOT MEANT
TO PLAY THIS PART?
AM I MEANT TO RULE?
HOW TALL DO THE FROST GIANTS GROW?
IF WE KILL THEM NOW, THEN WE’LL NEVER KNOW?
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE HORSE CRY TO IT’S LONG LOVED MUM?
OR FELT ALL MIDGARD KNEEL IN THEIR LOSS
SO KNEEL, ALL YOU FUCKERS, INCLUDING YOU, THOR.
AND I’LL PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE BIFROST.
IF THERE’S A PRIZE FOR ROTTEN JUDGEMENT
I GUESS I’VE ALREADY WON THAT
NO REALM IS WORTH THE AGGREVATION
IT’S ANCIENT HISTORY
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT
WHO’D’YA THINK YOU’RE KIDDING?
YOU’D HAVE ASGARD AND JOTUNHEIM
TRY TO KEEP IT HIDDEN
SOMETIMES HEIMDALL CANNOT SEE YOU
BOY YOU CAN’T CONCEAL IT
WHEN YOU TOUCH THE CASKET
WHO YOUR FATHER IS
NO CHANCE, NO WAY
I WON’T SAY I’M HIS SON
YOU’RE BLUE, RED EYES
WHY DENY IT, OH OH
IT CAN’T BE TRUE
I CAN’T BE LAUFEY’S SON
HIME, HIME THIS IS FOR YOU. THIS IS FOR YOU.
(Source: becausehiddles)
Via A little nonsense now and then
The above article is an update. Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost. She will be institutionalized because of her expression of her gender. She will be held until she conforms to male gender and then released to foster care, not her mother who was supporting her.
Please, if you haven’t signed the petition, sign it, reblog it, ask your friends to sign it. We’ve managed to get 40K signatures for a pageant model, we’ve only gotten 11K for a little girl about to have her life ruined. Lets get on the ball and spread the word.
I literally just repeated the f-word until I ran out of breath.
Let me catch my breath. I may go on a cursing spree again as soon as I get it back.
Seriously people…
WHY THE FUCK AREN’T PEOPLE REBLOGGING THIS??
JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads:
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”
FOUR FOR YOU, JC PENNEY
Victor Allen Abraxa is a personal friend of mine and an absolutely, phantasmagorically delightful illustrator! Today he launched a new weekly comic site devoted to the darkest, dirtiest, least-visited corners of erotica, all in his sugary-sweet and bold cartooning style. If you’re into that sort of thing - or have a stomach of steel and an adventurous artistic eye - go on over and check out his first installment!
Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.
You’re welcome, and enjoy!
OMG WORDS CANT EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I WANT THESE! :O
So, kind of like Apples to Apples?
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